August 31: Oh no, I think she found out. Bristol left the pregnancy test in the garbage, instead of throwing it in the outside one. I hope this doesn’t leak. I hear she’s going to be running for something political.
Cash and Carry
Ted Zee's express lane tumblelog
Loosely linked to Big Screen Little Screen
Loosely linked to Big Screen Little Screen
Google announced today that they would be releasing a new open source web browser called Google Chrome. The new browser will be available for download as a beta starting tomorrow.
Google states that the reason for a new web browser is that the company believes that it “can add value for users and, at the same time, help drive innovation on the web.” The new browser is said to be “streamlined and simple” and “clean and fast”. The underlying rendering engine is based on Webkit which is also used by Apple’s Safari.
Features include:
- New JavaScript engine called V8 for faster performance
- “Special tabs” above the window, not below the address bar (see image above)
- Address bar auto-completion
- Opera-like “Speed Dial” with thumbnails of your most visited 9 websites
- Privacy mode
- Web apps can be launched in their own window without addressbar/toolbar
The browser will initially be offered for Windows only, but Mac and Linux versions are on the way.
From The Stranger’s Dan Savage:
She wasn’t pregnant then, but she’s pregnant now.
The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said on Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin’s five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
Okaaaaaaaay.
First, did Palin let the McCain Keystone Vetters know that her 17 year-old daughter was pregnant before he put Palin on the GOP ticket?
And, I’m sorry, but if abstinence education can’t keep the daughter of the evangelical governor of Alaska off the cock, what hope is there for the daughters—and sons—of average Americans? Seriously: The GOP has poured hundreds of millions of dollars into abstinence “education” programs over the last 10 years (with an assist from Democrats terrified of appearing “soft” on teen sex). This public investment of funds gives us the right to ask why Palin’s daughter, despite this massive outlay on the part of the American taxpayer and the example of her married heterosexual fundy parents, nevertheless become sexually active while still in high school.
Diddy Blog #16 - “John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out’”!
Come on, man. I don’t even know if there are any black people in Alaska. John, come on.
Truth on a merry-go-round
Joel McHale and The Spaghetti Cat - 8/29/08
“ Twenty years ago they kicked me out of the medical community for trying to put artificial intelligence in babies.
That is an actual line in the new Vin Diesel movie Babylon A.D. (via azizisbored)
“real roger ebert (realrogerebert) is now following your updates on Twitter”
Well no, not really. But he’s off to a good start.
New Poster Time
Hey everyone, I just wanted to put up a quick blog about a poster I’m getting ready to get printed up. I mainly did it for myself and a couple of friends, but I think it’s a pretty…
Photo of the Year contender, right hereOH FUCK!!!! JASON WOLINER SPOTTED WITH HIS LOVER’S ENEMIES!!!!
UPDATE: Human Giant director Jason Woliner, originally linked with Lauren “LC” Conrad and then found to be cheating on her with Audrina, has NOW been spotted with their sworn enemies Heidi and Spencer.
JASON!!??! WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!???!????!!!!!!!
I wrote this on the new “Tumble” iPhone app (and used the home button + power button combo to take a screenshot). This would be a great tool, if not for the fact that link and quote posts are next to impossible, as Apple still doesn’t believe in copy and paste. Tumble doesn’t even bother with video posts, because, well…
Bill Murray jumps out of a plane at Chicago’s 50th annual Air & Water Show. (via Pop Candy)
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“Jockin’ Jay-Z” - Jay-Z, produced by Kanye West for the upcoming Blueprint 3 album. Note the Oasis diss. I’m not one for repetitive sample beats, but I’m liking this. Ask me again after this circulates and has been played for the thousandth time.
P.S. Listen closely. Is that a chopped up My Bloody Valentine guitar sample? (Actually, after closer inspection…nope)
